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Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Created on 2007-03-01 15:17:49 (#12401930), last updated 2009-12-17
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| Name: | Hannibal Montanibal |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-09-11 |
| Location: | Hillsboro, Oregon, United States |
| Website: | FANSTUFF BY I. |
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thegrimwombat@gmail.com| You've reached the ever-so-majestic livejournal of Emilee, a 21-year-old girl who occasionally manages to win at life via epic fail. She enjoys long walks to the kitchen, soylent green, and the smell of napalm in the morning. Call her for a good time. A good time of microwaving dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. FRIENDING POLICY I love new LJ friends! This journal is not and will never be friends-only. The only things that get locked are my obnoxiously wangsty rants or things that involve TMI about my real life -- regardless, I'll add anyone back who adds me. I don't comment much, but I do read every entry on my flist unless I can't for some reason. TRUST ME, I LOVE YOU ALL. WORDS OF WISDOM "Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? All you get is one trick: rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" -The Tick "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks "Tell me, if you were a four-and-a-half foot teddy bear named Fuzzy and you had to find the magic honey tree in order to save your village, who would you go to for advice? The wise old owl, the gentle giraffe... or Kitty, the world-weary whore, who's as smart as she is tough? And she is plenty tough, mister!" "Well, I guess if I was a teddy bear, I'd have to go to the wise old owl." "Yeah, I guess you're right. Just once I'd like it to be the whore, though." -The Kids in the Hall ELSEWHERE [DEVIANTART] [FANFICTION.NET] [ART/FIC JOURNAL] [NERDY NERDY ROLEPLAYING] Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) @ |
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